Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.

Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.

by IW69 February 25, 2020

Fapping

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021

Lap Flappies

A womans labia.

I could chew on those lap flappies for hours.

by Kawalski December 24, 2009

cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn

Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper

by anon2014 September 21, 2010

lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010