A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
Get the Facebookitis mug.to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...
Situation A
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?
person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?
person 1: Oh no I forgot
person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!
Situation B
person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.
person 2: let's mess with his account
person 1: time for a facebooknapping!
person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious
by net0n March 30, 2011
Get the facebooknapping mug.The act of going on Facebook while drunk, specifically the comments left and messages sent by a drunk person while on Facebook which are typically misspelled, unrecognizable, funny, and/or creepy.
He was totally faceboozing last night, just look at the comment he left on my page: "Hey just wanted ti say hey ur hot theres nothig to do late at night. WHy didnt you return my text message im a ggod guy and we should hagne out more whe nmy roomate leaves i will come over to your room to asy hi im persom ok bye"
by justsaying May 22, 2007
Get the faceboozing mug.When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!
by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015
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Get the Facebookicide mug.n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.
Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
by migga please May 11, 2009
Get the Facebookin' mug.The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.
"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!
by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012
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