Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

Number 1 Sculpted Face in The World

BTS Jin is chosen as Number 1 Sculpted Face In The World by Czech Doll Designer Team

After receiving a total of 1,504,602 public votes for top10 finalists, Jin has managed to take the winning trophy, selected as Number 1. Jin has bee announced the one with best 'Sculpted Face in the World' by sculptor Radek Schick.

He took 1st place that his oval features balanced symmetrically that can be filmed from any angle and his mouth beautifully curved.

As Winning Trophy Kim Seokjin's face engraved on a crystal block with his title "Sculpted". his picture is half his actual face and half his 3d designed face that are almost equal.

"Ethereal beauty is made only for Jin, he is Number 1 Sculpted Face in the World."

by LamborJINi September 9, 2019

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016

Roblox Face Limiteds

Overpriced images or “faces” that don’t even look that some don’t look good to be worth that much

P1: Yo how’d you get rich so quick dog?
P2:Well all I did was I bought Mr.Bubbles for 1 Robux and then it became a limited for thousands for robux.
P1:Really? That face looks garbage. Who would buy that for thousands?

Narrator: I’ll just say The word Roblox face limiteds so I can Enter this. Sorry for being unoriginal.

by Fadeider January 30, 2019

Resting sad face

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

by Batattack October 29, 2014

Facebook Gangbang

The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.

If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!

Ayo, lets all add this bitch and facebook gangbang the shit out of her.

by D3vanG September 21, 2011

Po-faced

Po-faced means having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner; piously or hypocritically solemn. It can also mean expressionless or emotionless, perhaps derived from poker face meaning the ability to avoid showing any reaction to the cards you have been dealt.

When he tries to tell you where you’ve gone wrong, he can be such a po-faced twat.
I was playing cards with the lads last night, couldn’t read Charlie at all, totally po-faced.

by AKACroatalin June 19, 2015