eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018