everth

everth is the hottest dude in the world 🤷 ♂️

man everth is so fucking hot

by beyonce 😍 November 22, 2021

impulsive expert

A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.

I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.

I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!

by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009

whine expert

One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.

Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.

by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014

Incest expert

Synonym: Pornstar

Person 1: Whoa.. why is he so in love with his cousins?
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Evertonian

Supporter of the finest team in the land

He's lucky, he was born into it, he is an Evertonian.

by Fads September 15, 2003

EXERTIOUS

working very hard at whatever you do mentally and physically

All female Managers find it exertious training male employees.

by [e-mail] July 28, 2008

trailing expert

- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.

- retroactive forecaster

The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.

Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.

by koolmeme January 27, 2010