fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013

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krustle express

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.

Krustle gave jalin a krustle express

by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017

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Express Hole

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.

John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

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Boston Express

A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.

Run! The Turks are invading the Salem bus station! Jump on the Boston express.

by dysenterygary69 May 30, 2012

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express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

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Refers to living life in a state of ecstatic acceptance. Tough times teach lessons, good times make memories. Takin it easy. Chillin. Knowing that you may not be in control of the things that happen to you, but you are in control of how you react. The opposite of the strugglebus! Comes every few minutes!

Get off the StruggleBus and catch the No Stress Express ... it runs every few minutes!

by BigSimulationNRG June 3, 2018

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