Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 20, 2018

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

the misherad lyrics (sometimes sung on purpose) by Jimi Hendrix. The actual words are scuse me while i kiss the sky. now this phrase is the same as a mondegreen or buffalax

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

" 'kiss this guy' syndrome is a disorder believed to be the cuase of misheard song lyrics" "kiss this guy" syndrome

by hahaok May 27, 2009

Existing

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017

excuse my french

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

by Shameless September 5, 2003

Exousíaphilia

A fetish that involves one or more of the participants of a sexual act having a superhuman ability. These participants will often be imagined using their powers at some point during the sexual act, though the implication of supernatural power can be enough for some people. This is impossible to actually perform, and is often more of a fantasy, like Vore or TF.

The most common form of Exousíaphilia often has the fantasizer be the one in possession of said supernatural abilities. However, imagining a real-life or imaginary partner having such powers whilst the fantasizer may not have any powers at all within the fantasy is also a part of this fetish, lending itself to a more submissive mindset.

Two parties with complimentary powers, or even similar powers, is a far less common, though still notable fantasy. Even in these equitable situations, there is often some imbalance in power, such as acts between a god and a demi-god.

A person who enjoys this fetish is known as an Exousíaphile.

"Hey man, did you see they released fetish lists for superheroes?"

"Dope. What'd Reed Richards get?"

"Uh... lemme see... Bondage, D/s, Exousíaphilia, and... huh, Missionary."

by Dragon jak July 15, 2019

bane of my existence

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

peak of my existence

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021