Excuse Exchange 

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.

I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!

Excuse Exchange by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007

Excuse My Independence 

Commonly referred as EMI, Excuse my independence was a local punk rock band founded in Toronto, Canada. It's members included vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Vittorio Spanu (V.J); Lead guitarist, Sam Jerez; Bass guitarist, Christian Jimenez and drummer, Jorge Villeda. The band had a lot of potential and most of their songs were starting to become very popular, nevertheless, argues and complains that summoned between the drummer and the other three members brought the band to an indefinite hiatus that has lasted until today. Recently, Bass player, Christian Jimenez, confirmed a reunion concert that will take place some time during May of 2010 in which V.J, Sam and himself will play some of their favourite covers including hits from their never released album "From heartache to headache." In addition, ex drummer, Jorge Villeda, was not invited to make part of this reunion concert.

"I wish my band was as famous as Excuse My Independence would have ever been"

Excuse My Independence by Rivers Retmor April 25, 2010

Excuse-itis 

Someone that has an excuse for everything.

Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"

Excuse-itis by Pepps October 6, 2007

excuse my french 

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

excuse my french by kelsey September 29, 2003

excuse yoga 

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

excuse yoga by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

Excuse me, but shit 

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

Excuse me, but shit by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

excuse me miss 

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum

Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"

excuse me miss by Wilshire July 3, 2008