Leave no evidence

The position where you and a friend/other part of threesome are assuming the man on each end where the man at the head area is choking the girl to kill her to make sure she doesn't inform authority figures of your crime. Usually used during rape.

Steven: How do you know she won't turn us in?

Joey: Don't worry I'll make sure we don't Leave no evidence.

by dizze August 28, 2011

Factual Evidence

One who wants to seem smarter than they really are.

Someone who is bored of simple words such as Yes, YES, and FUCK YES

Hey want some pizza? Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your mom passes away... Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE?!?!?!

by eggyplantboi April 17, 2019

Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.

She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it

by hicksandhudson January 13, 2011

manecdotal evidence

Invented evidence made up on the spot and presented as hard fact in support of mansplaining.

President Trump offered mostly manecdotal evidence, but the media had learned their lesson well, by now, and dutifully recorded it all as fact.

by linguisticautistic.com June 13, 2017

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017

Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.

"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

by nochers March 1, 2021