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Everisto.
The best damn guy u could ever wish for and has the best D.
Damn Everisto so fucking fly.
by Youngandfresher January 30, 2017
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Everett

Everett is a beast at line backer, and most likely has a big huge juicy ass that will make everyone's heads turn. He is a little feisty at times butt can be super goofy, and is always loud for no reason. He might call you a slut if you expose feelings for Everett. Careful though, you don't wanna get on his bad side!
Christina: I LOVE EVERETT!!!

Maya: He's looking at you

Jericho: that ass tho!
by travisscottismybabydaddy October 17, 2021
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Everett

A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.
"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."
by Anonnnnnnnnnss June 7, 2018
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Everett

Dumbass who hangs out with other ones like Logan’s and brodys
He’s such an Everett
by Itbrnidjdn December 3, 2019
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Everette Bentley

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome
by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012
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Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
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Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.
by Everett ott October 20, 2016
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