european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.
"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"
by swallowcarryingacoconut December 15, 2005
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European-Americans

The counterpart to the term African-Americans. Members of the Anglo-Saxon race who were either born in or live in the United States of America.
Do any Black Americans realize that referring to them as "African-Americans" insinuates that even if they were born in the United States of America they continue to be foreigners? What would happen if mainstream media started referring to White Americans as "European-Americans," as in, "Though in the United States of America the quantity of Latinos (16.3%) now surpasses the number of African-Americans (12.6%), European-Americans comprise 72.4% and Asians comprise 4.8% of the population (2010 Census). Notice that Latinos and Asians have not been inflicted with or infected by a hyphen.
by but for October 21, 2017
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European Bob

European Bob is an international man of mystery who fell out of a tree and flattened the killer trout from Zimbabwe(sent by the evil Stephan Hogan). he also punched a shark in the face in Switzerland and saved the world from annihilation.European Bob CAN believe its butter so everyone should get on their knees and worship him. his arch nemesis is ARGENTINIAN BOB.
European Bob Robert Forrest
by charlie coleman October 09, 2008
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european suburb

Quite the opposite of the american suburbs where rich people live in stupid houses with neighbourhood watch. The european suburbs is where the junkies, immigrants and gangsters live.
Welcome to the suburb muphukka! Buck-buck!
by Peeth June 03, 2005
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European Tickler

Standing in your kitchen eating French crepes while getting your ass eaten out.
I had just made myself some crepes when the next thing I knew my boxers were down and I was getting a European tickler.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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European Birthday

What creepy ass Europeans offer you while drunk at Barbs. Oh college, what you put me through.
Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?
by KarenBillyBob January 29, 2012
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european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal
Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay
by tonypulis08 April 02, 2018
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