by dr. dr. smartass November 21, 2021
Get the Erona mug.The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
by Shibbda March 4, 2008
Get the chin erosion mug."I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. She saw me there, but she didnt stop."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)
by Lee Bird July 19, 2009
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by Jeff_G February 10, 2010
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by kirsty sucknut September 28, 2006
Get the erotic asphixiation mug.Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago
First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”
But I’m going to make you wait.
I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.
But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.
Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.
But I’m not going to help you undress.
As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”
But I’m going to make you wait.
I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.
But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.
Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.
But I’m not going to help you undress.
As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016
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