a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.
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Cyndi, don't linger too long on Hollywood Boulevard, you might be jumped by dumbo erectus and forced to give birth to born again Christians.
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(william wallace exposes himself)
Karl: Erection Inspection!
Jack: oh dude... ethan
Ethan: yeah, umm
Karl: just leave
Karl: Erection Inspection!
Jack: oh dude... ethan
Ethan: yeah, umm
Karl: just leave
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