Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome

A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.

Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.

My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.

by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012

Elmer

A DELICIOUS man, Joker and a man with Intergrity..

Why so Elmer! Like a Delicous food

by Daaaad September 15, 2020

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.

See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.

by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

Elmer

Someone who is annoying, idiotic, crazy or a nagger

Mrs. Torres is so delusional , she is a Elmer

by ShanersDelight September 29, 2020

Elmer

Elmer is a very nice guy he has a very big dee and is stronger then everybody with high IQ

That guy's a real Elmer!

by Not Elmer March 18, 2022

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017