Eli 

A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN

Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.

Eli by Helloha June 14, 2015

Eli 

The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.

He is being such an Eli right now.

Eli by nerd_owl March 21, 2017

Eli 

Eli is a very funny guy. He normal has brown hair and wears glasses. His eyes are so deep you could get lost in them for hours. Eli is very smart and great at making friends. He tries to make jokes but nobody will understand, yet everyone will laugh. He is so bright and bubbly. He is normally into the more mysterious type of girls, the dark and twisty. They are complete opposites and he helps her be more bubbly. He is amazing.

Friend: "This paper is exaughsting"
Eli: " that's what she said"
Friend2: "what??"
All: "laugh"

Eli by Lindsaygray October 21, 2018

Eli 

A Cool kid to hang out with and a sure funny one. Eli surrounds himself by good friends to comfort him in bad times and just hang out for fun. Loves memes and probably the funniest in the group. With girls he definitely is good and if he tries he can sweep him off their feet. Enjoys Playstation and he usually will speak in a some what German accent pretending to be a Nazi or just German.

"Samantha look it's Eli you wanna ask him out?
"I Dont Know!? What if he says no?"
"Trust me he is too hot to resist"

Eli by Boibillybob May 15, 2019

Eli 

Eli you're Friend until you get a crush on them and them you tell your friend lets say a fake name Morgan and then you find out he likes you back so later 3 months you start to date and summer break come and you stop talking

But i mean who has this not happened to am i right?

*regrets everything*
Eli im sorry

Eli by Someone that looks 20 June 20, 2019

Eli 

Eli is a type of guy you always wanna be around and makes you the happiest person when he pays attention to you sometimes he can be forgetful and a little annoying but he makes it up with his goofy life style cotton candy textured hair and gorgeoussmile he always has funny jokes to tell and you could listen to him sing for hours he could have any girl wrapped around his finger if he wanted to even when he makes a stupid joke everyone laughs but he has a deep dark secret about him that nobody knows!

Girl: he is such a charmer
Me: He must be an Eli

Eli by MYFIRSTNAMEAINTGRACE HA dood October 20, 2019

Eli 

A very funny boy. He usually plays baseball and is moderatly good at it. He has a slightly dirty mind, but, lets be honest, you think its funny. Very athletic and is always foccesing on girls. He is quite a player as well. Usually like speople like Ella or A Bella. Usually tall but he still looks very attractive.

Eli is hot! Eli loves chipotle.

Eli by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 24, 2019