Ion Even know

Ebonics. Slang way of saying I don't know when you are completely clueless without any idea of what to say.

If you goin 80 miles and hour, how long would it take you to go 80 miles?

Bruh. Ion even know.

by The Mils Edition September 14, 2016

Ehren McGhehey

Ehren McGhehey (aka Danger Ehren) is aa member of the Jackass Crew. Ehren was an Oregan citizen who was introduced to Jeff Tremaine in 2000. Ehren's first skit on Jackass was "Fast Food Football."

Ehren is usually the butt of the jokes, mainly for being the one who always wears safety gear, has a missing tooth (that gets knocked out or pulled out time after time after time), and he's still a virgin.
Ehren's slogan "Safety First" has and always be the most useful saying in the whole world.
Despite his annoying, sissy nature, Ehren is the most well mannered, polite of the Jackass crew, which is most likely why the rest of the Jackass crew puts up with him.

"I don't get as much respect as I would like, but I probably don't deserve that much respect, because, like I said, I am probably the most annoying person you will ever meet." Ehren McGhehey on Jackass: Where Are They Now?

by xzdico November 14, 2010

even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013

not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)

Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

by applefloss April 23, 2009

a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006

even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020