Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.

He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!

by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010

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Eduardo

Eduardo is a very fun person. He is always there to joke and talk with. He is weird, but not in a bad way. Eduardo is also an amazing yodeler. He is smart and driven and definitely not boring. Eduardo can draw really well on the computer and write awesome stories out of weird prompts. Do not pass up an opportunity to be friends with an Eduardo, like if you sit next to him in class for a year and don't talk to him. He will not disappoint.

That Eduardo is such a fine yodeler. Man, I wish he was my yodeling partner.

by Tia Jemima July 24, 2017

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Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004

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Eduardo

Eduardo is a very attractive guy. All the girls like him, but when it comes to having a girlfriend he is loyal asf. He is loyal to his friends and will do ANYTHING for his friends and family. For Eduardo his family and friends come first. He can be a dick sometimes and not care about other people's opinion about him. If you have an Eduardo, treasure him because he is a great guy. He has a great sense of style and is always smelling good! Plus he gets very good haircuts, he stay looking fresh. He also has a great sense of humor, he is always joking around and making everybody laugh. He likes helping others who are in need. Eduardo has a big heart. He is very active and likes sports and working out. He is a gym freak.

Woman: "Omg thank you for your help young man! What's your name?"
Him: "No need to thank me ma'am. My name is Eduardo."
Woman: "I had a feeling you were an Eduardo."

by guardian angel 14 September 15, 2019

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maria eduarda

Maria Eduarda is a kind person. Usually pretty and vain. She is very pride so don’t worry if she never apologizes to you because it is her nature but always tries to fix her mistakes. Maria Eduarda can be selfish sometimes but she has a big heart.

Paula: Hey, who is that new girl?
Clara: I believe it is a Maria Eduarda !

by Trustworthy22 November 30, 2017

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