Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison

very cool

edison is so cool

by Jigglyisthebest August 9, 2020

Edison

A person who likes to shit a lot

Wow, Edison shit 3 times today!

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

Specialized Edison

The fancy way of saying "special ed".

Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison

Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.

Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

edison

a hot man that loves to eat cock and drink cum

your such an edison

by u smell good June 6, 2022

Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick

"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"

by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018

Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020