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Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman
by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023
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Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick
"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"
by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018
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Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.
Wow! What a Edison .
by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017
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Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him
Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome
by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020
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Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016
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Edison

The most funny and caring mofo but also a mean ass big baby only to the woman he loves though
Edison is a bitch but a big baby when it comes to his girlfriend
by S.tna. November 22, 2021
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Edison

stop hissing, edison!
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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