Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

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Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

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Edison

A kind hearted person who is sometimes over dramatic but is overall very helpful and kind. Many people will find him annoying because of his over dramatic nature but his friends know that really he’s just a funny guy.

Person A: Do you know Edison?
Person B: Yeah he’s really funny
Person A: Oh I didn’t know that! Should I go talk to him?
Person B: Sure I guess. Be careful though, he’s a bit dramatic

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

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Edison

A stupid mean boy that makes girls mad. He is a big simp and try's to break girls hearts.

Edison is mean to jazlyn and try's to simp for her

by ReeeEsArA June 4, 2020

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Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

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