You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
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As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.
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After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.
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A dramatic conclusion someone reaches after a single moment or observation, treating it as absolute truth without waiting for patterns, repetition, or enough evidence.
Often used humorously to call out when someone jumps to a full explanation after only one data point.
A dramatic conclusion someone reaches after a single moment or observation, treating it as absolute truth without waiting for patterns, repetition, or enough evidence.
Often used humorously to call out when someone jumps to a full explanation after only one data point.
Example 1:
“Hold on, that’s a Tiffany epiphany. We’ve only seen it happen once.”
Example 2:
“He saw one mistake and suddenly had a whole Tiffany epiphany about her work ethic.”
Example 3:
“Don’t have a Tiffany epiphany — give it time and see if it becomes a pattern.”
Origin:
Coined during a conversation about thumb rings, assumptions, and the importance of the word “if.” The phrase humorously describes the opposite of patient pattern recognition
“Hold on, that’s a Tiffany epiphany. We’ve only seen it happen once.”
Example 2:
“He saw one mistake and suddenly had a whole Tiffany epiphany about her work ethic.”
Example 3:
“Don’t have a Tiffany epiphany — give it time and see if it becomes a pattern.”
Origin:
Coined during a conversation about thumb rings, assumptions, and the importance of the word “if.” The phrase humorously describes the opposite of patient pattern recognition
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