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EA

A money hungry Cunt Company that only wants to take your money and does not listen to the consumer aka you. In other words dont buy from EA they will scam you.
I hate EA
by EASucks October 4, 2019
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EA

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EA is the most gay company in the world. For the base price you get half a game and half the pay up to double the original cost to complete the game
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EAS

Dude those tacos gave me EAS to the max!
by Chris Yo December 18, 2006
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EA

The sex act of promising your partner a high quality experience, and then fucking them in the ass instead
"My boyfriend say he was going to rock my world last night, but EA'd me instead!"
by Jacod1 December 8, 2018
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EA

Company with iOS games that will fuck you in the ass
Hey, do you want to get Fifa 16 Ultamite Team

GO. FUCKING. DIE
by UWEHRF843YH8R934545554 December 14, 2015
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EA

Short for Elusive Asian

Often, non asian men will want to date a hot asian girl but finding a suitable partner can be problematic.

Also used when commenting on attractive asian girls.
by Durt McGurk November 6, 2011
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EA

An automated machine that buys game developers and uses them for a year or two until they kill them and repeat the cycle.
Gamer 1: "Did you hear that EA bought Respawn?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah! It's a shame they're gonna get EA'd"

A year later

Gamer 1: "Aww EA is killing Respawn"
Gamer 2: "Called it"
by Guy Across the Road November 21, 2017
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