Earthquake

During the sexual act of a Golden Gate (see Golden Gate) the tops lean forward over the bottoms and kiss. Thus looking like the towers of the bridge have collapsed.

"Totally banged those chicks last night, didn't we dude!?"
"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?"
"Yeah, totally, now we can so we earthquaked!"

by McCourt March 29, 2009

earthquake

when a man puts his hands or face in a womans breasts and shakes them vilontly.

last night that dude jake earthquaked me

by really walsh May 20, 2008

earthquake

When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.

Last night I gave Hannah the ol' earthquake until she was loose like a senior citizen

by HannahKraus February 27, 2009

Earthquake Series

Any sports series that takes place between two teams in California.

Dude, the LA Dodgers are playing the LA Angels of Anheim! It's a total Earthquake Series, dude!

by mankerrigan October 11, 2009

earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake

Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!

by ChickenLover581 May 22, 2023

Zane/earthquake

The asshole and idiot on your team who insist on playing fuse but sucks so much add he has a std.

That kids is such a zane/earthquake.

by Thatrandomduce98 December 31, 2017

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019