Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

early 20s

When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together

by WiseStranger May 5, 2015

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

early night

To go to bed early, especially if someone is tired.

Hey Lee I think you need an early night....

by Dobby101 September 20, 2008

early morning hentai

Action of squirting in front of naked anime characters. This is obviously done after waking up in the early morning.

After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)

by spirit9111 March 2, 2009

Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

early scoop

When the girl's not ready, but you go ahead anyway

So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.

What? That's a two-glass move!

by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012