by vernon February 2, 2004

by steve May 9, 2003

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

An abrupt and unexpected fisting that causes the recipient to screech like an eagle while the fister screams “‘Murica!”
by TurquoiseRuby September 30, 2017

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.
by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

place to work if u want to be raped by your boss. Also home of the happiest mother fuckers on the planet. If u want useless questions to be asked of u go to giant eagle
by Okay boomer69 December 16, 2019

by Artie Benjamin February 9, 2018
