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me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.
Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh
by Superminaren September 18, 2024
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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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this was supposed to be her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically to a refer to an even bigger hit single.
OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this was supposed to be her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this
by Hay18 June 23, 2025
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Soapy espresso

When a guy busts a nut in their partners ass and then their partner sharts and it looks like a soapy espresso
I gave my wife a soapy espresso last night.
by Scrubalicious September 9, 2025
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espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.
Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up
by Arcwords January 17, 2025
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espresso

When a singer releases a song that puts them at a high level of fame from where they previously were. Referenced from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”
That song should’ve been her espresso.
by K-9 Joey March 3, 2025
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