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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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me espresso

that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
by carpenter13 June 14, 2024
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Espresso Martini

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW
by solosynth December 13, 2017
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Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.
Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night
by BonjourPappi June 11, 2018
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espresso shartini

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis
by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020
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Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.
Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.
by Fuzzyrobrub April 5, 2019
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Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso
Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”
by Idont havea name October 2, 2020
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