erection collection

(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).

After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.

by nicostnico August 3, 2006

erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it

Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!

by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022

erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.

Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012

Erection Day

A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.

Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff

by VBruno November 12, 2013

Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.

Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!

by The Word Editor August 19, 2008