Erpa Derp

A saying, spoken out loud, while acting as a slow or mentally challenged person when someone makes an incorrect action or is unwillingly blind to something obvious.

Guy1: WHERE IS HE!?!?!

Guy2: In front of you in the bushes. ERPA DERP!

by Pink Clay doh April 6, 2010

Erpy

1) N.- a stupid person; a fool
2) V- to be stupid, to act foolish

Jenna- I failed my math test.
Lizzie- God, you're such an erpy.

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Megan- I totally erpied!
Casey- How?
Megan- I told John I liked him, but he doesn't like me back!!

by glglsjuj September 19, 2012

erphta

a cooler way to say after

Ben: Hey erphta we go to pitbull lets smoke a bowl.

Claire: ya for sure brah!

by loveniggas July 6, 2010

Erpiutação

Erpiutação, a Portuguese verb that means "to transmit herpes".

-Puto, tou com herpes.
-Então?
-O RicFazeres erpiutou-me!

-Hey dude, do you do Erpiutação?
-Yeah!
-Me too.

by Cifesk November 23, 2019

Erpan

An Indonesian person who came from Mars. He's an alien who disguises himself as a human.

There's a Youtuber named Erpan, he's from Mars!

by DasMattzKusuma November 29, 2021

ERPEs

Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of ERPEs is Endless Rants of Pathetic Excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.

I caught ERPEs from watching FOX News and I just threatened to kill my neighbor and his family for being kind to a homeless person.

by loadedwilly August 29, 2022

Erpple

1. Noun - Erect Apple like really hard n shit

Josh: wow thats one erect apple!!
John: You might just say its an erpple!!!

by JoshaWoshaJosha October 7, 2023