Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 06, 2005
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employee-be-good stick

The thing that everyone in lower management and up knows will get the employees motivated. Usually made of wood or copper due to cost constraints, but some have been known to not be sticks at all but rather electrical cords to deep fryers and or fans that once kept the kitchen cool but now don't work anymore.
Worker 1 "Hmm hmm standin' around collecting time....ah wait.." as the manager walks around the corner, carrying the mighty copper stick and glaring at worker 1.

Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.

Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
by Zero-Sama November 26, 2007
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employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
by olavahc November 22, 2010
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par-time employee

An employee that cuts the grass at the golf course who, because he works at a golf course, is a scratch golfer.
That guy is a par-time employee, don't bet with him, he'll take you for all you are worth.
by Johnny Sneakers2 October 20, 2008
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Victoria's Secret Employee

A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus
The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!
by Rynn is a pretty name August 20, 2010
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state employee attitude

1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.

2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.

2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
by T. - M. November 06, 2008
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Golf Ball Employee

An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."
She is such a golf ball employee she won't learn anything new unless she fears for her job.
by amberinabq July 14, 2013
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