Emeric

He is the best and cutiest guy you have ever seen and loves sports

Emeric is cute

by kadin bobby jr August 13, 2019

Emerald Isle

The great land of Ireland, known for its tranquil, dark green countryside.

From the plane, my father saw the Emerald Isle far below.

by TarkanAttila22 August 18, 2009

emerald

What villagers get when scamming you

Man this villager just gave me 1 emerald for 600 wheat,i got fucking scammed!

by IAmTheRolo July 7, 2019

John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007