Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.
"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017
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Ed Sheeran-ify

(verb)

To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
by atlasishere April 14, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.
Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!
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ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...
non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
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Ed Sheeran

Woman: uurrrr sooooo Ed Sheeran
Woman other: yeah
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