Erling

The ultimate procrastinator

He's doing an erling again

by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021

give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt

(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)

by magecks October 20, 2008

Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.

Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

Earing

When Jack uses his penile organ to give Belle sexual pleasure via the ear canal

Jack is earing belle after dinner

by Fudge2 July 22, 2016

pearl earring

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

by babyshaker June 4, 2004