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e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009
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e-tarded

having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.
Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
by bb0bbby January 8, 2009
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e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.
"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."
by Skyfood January 20, 2010
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e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.
Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.
by lil miss May 19, 2006
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e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.
-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011
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e-tard

one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)
My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.
by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010
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Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy
+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"
by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006
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