A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009
Get the e-tardedmug. Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
by bb0bbby January 8, 2009
Get the e-tardedmug. by Skyfood January 20, 2010
Get the e-tardmug. by lil miss May 19, 2006
Get the e tardmug. One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.
-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.
by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011
Get the e-tardmug. one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)
My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.
by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010
Get the e-tardmug. by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006
Get the Super E-Tardmug.