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Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets
by A buck May 16, 2019
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dyson air wrap

That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
by anonymous June 21, 2023
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Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021
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A Dyson

A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
dan was being such a dyson
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
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Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 3, 2017
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dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
by socket5c July 19, 2024
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The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.
I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."
by UniquePleasure May 2, 2024
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