Schrödinger's Dump

Schrödinger's Dump. You take a shit that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can't see it. Then, you go to wipe and there's no butt residue. In the end, you're not sure weather you dumped at all. You are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. A truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum shit. From Reddit user Original_name18

"C'mon dude...you didn't flush the toilet."
"Didn't need to....dropped a Schrödinger's Dump."

by MortimerFuckbottom December 8, 2016

Dump a grumpy.

To defecate.

Every morning I dump a grumpy.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 17, 2008

Glory Dump

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen

Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.

by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009

dumbfake

A piece of media very simplistic in nature that portrays a deceptive piece of propaganda. Most often an undoctored photo with a caption so outlandish that only stupid people would believe it.

Gary: “Dude! I read online that Bernie Sanders isn’t even an American citizen so I’m going to vote Trump again!”

Andrew: “Gary! You stupid twat! Stop reading dumbfake propaganda”

by Summer of Chris August 16, 2019

Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.

Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!

by lespaul166 July 11, 2011

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.

Beverly's dumbfuckery knows no bounds.

by T. Strange May 29, 2003