Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
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Person 1 “Biff and Gertrude broke up after Biff found out that he had Syphilis.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
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A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks
Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.
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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."
"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
by CharSet July 23, 2009
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Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.
Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.
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