Douchepods

A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009

Douchepouch

It's what you call a Douchebag who isn't that much of a Douchbag he/she used to be.

Origin is because a pouch is smaller than a bag.

Hence, the person is lesser of being a douchebag.

Friend1: I tried being kinder to others, so what you think about me now?

Friend2: Well, since your not that much of a douchebag. I think it's safe to say you've been demoted to a douchepouch.

Friend1: Sweet...

by Mr. Yum-yum January 5, 2012

Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.

Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.

by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010

douchebitch

a female version of a douchbag

You're being a douchebitch.

by SMKoch April 27, 2011

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater

by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010