Douchebag

a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.

that boy Eugene is a total douchebag.

by ihateyoualways August 28, 2009

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Captain Douchebag

An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.

Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."

Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.

by DrSmooth June 22, 2005

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douchebagitronly

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

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Is That A Douchebag Rule?

When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"

The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."

by XtremeMiggie17 July 15, 2011

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Douchebag

A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.

this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag

by That's Him Officer June 30, 2010