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Douche bag

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*
by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011
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douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
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Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing
Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."
by trouble128 February 3, 2010
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Douche Bag

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?
by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
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douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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