Douche

An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.

Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.

Douche by Doug Brooks May 5, 2006

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douche

1] feminine vag cleaner.
2] a really annoying lame person that gets on your nerves. usually one of your enemies or occasionally your friends. most douches are boys and girls. some resembling to a shman. :]

1] "mom! i need a douche"
2] "you stupid douche creamer! your so annoying! get a life!"

douche by xxbrittany!!xx December 9, 2008

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douche

1. Something to clean a rancid pussy of its bunk smell.

2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums.

Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.

That douche bag fell asleep while writing a test and the teacher got annoyed.

That douche bag double wore his clothes

He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.

douche by Rich Kimball June 14, 2006

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To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.

I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!

douche by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021