DOINK

Someone who is so idiotic that they can't even complete simple tasks.

Jacob is such a DOINK, he couldn't even fix the sink.

by miss.italy March 12, 2017

doinked

to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. Its an obvious bitch out.

Yo i doinked him right in the face real quick

by david tarullo September 12, 2008

doink

a word only used by people hoo have exprienceed burban talks and tramp seshis sucha as burns ross paul clark charlotte jessie karli jack

we had a doink burbon talk today

by paul and clark November 30, 2006

doink

1. to place something(put it down)

2. to give possession to another, the opposite of yoink

As Chaz hands his father the wrench he asked for, Chaz says, "doink".

Doink needs not a response. It merely replaces the sound of moving something(setting it down or handing it off).

by TacoPat06 November 3, 2006

doink

The sound of ganking; usually spoken, sometimes shouted, when the act of ganking is taking place. A variation on "yoink"

"I'm going to gank one of these cookies." :grabs cookie: "Doink!"

by Missy August 30, 2003

doink chat

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.

Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!

by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018

big doink

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish

I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang

by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017