doosh

The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.

by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004

Dobson

A Dobson is someone with a lot of swagg. He might even slip on his swagger juice. Normally a Dobson will have a massive Shlong. A Dobson also has the abilty to bullshit his way out of anything.

'Dayymm he's done a Dobson'
'Like a Dobson'
"hes got him self out of that like a Dobson'

by zxcvbnm,.sdfghjk June 9, 2011

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake

That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.

by LBehr93 May 31, 2019

Chop doobs

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

Danny said to Mick "lets go chop some doobs tonight "

Chop doobs and then you're hood lad.

by St1ckee December 7, 2020

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

doos

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Don't be a complete doos.

by Peter Noble July 7, 2003