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DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company
"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.
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distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred
The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.
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dilator

a sqiggily dick
see his dilator becky? yeah he has ED
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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
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social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin
wtf social distortion did it again!
by rupert July 9, 2004
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distorted mirrors

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!
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Distortled

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"
by benyousuck November 22, 2011
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