DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company

"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.

by notbowlingdude November 9, 2020

distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015

dilator

a sqiggily dick

see his dilator becky? yeah he has ED

by mustache_sanchez June 25, 2019

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

distorted mirrors

The most hardcore band ever.

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!

by MusicGuru12 October 12, 2008

Distortled

Meaning messy, fucked up, crazy.

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"

by benyousuck November 22, 2011