distapled

messed up or deformed

That horse just looks distapled!

by Devious Duran September 9, 2023

web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017

mr.disabled

They best meme page around, they still post high quality actual funny memes

#meme #memes

Hey mr.disabled just posted a fucked up meme lmao

by Thadefinemaster April 11, 2019

gda/gurl disappear already

When someone whose very irritating, ignorant and always talking shit and you had enough of it so you tell them to GDA Gurl Disappear Already

Daniel is once again talking about his life for 45 and blaming everyone for fake news. I told him, "GDA/Gurl Disappear Already! Nobody with common sense is featuring you!"

by Tricktionary July 17, 2018

Drop a Gear and Disappear

The art of lowering one’s car into 2nd or 3rd gear and flooring it to show another car who is boss.

“This Fiesta ST thinks he’s hot shit doesn’t he.”

“You’re in a BMW bro, just drop a gear and disappear!”

by 3Serie March 20, 2023

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020