doffable

A person who is very sexy who you'd like to have sex with

Have you seen the girl over there she's well doffable

by hippy dude March 17, 2014

disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Dickabled

Dickabled - prone to being a total dick.

John is fully capable of being a total dick: you could say he’s “dickabled.”

by 1JMPMSTR June 25, 2018

Disabled Koala

Hardcore memer

Hey did you see that Disabled Koala guy? He was so edgy!

by chicken1772 May 19, 2019

Distabled

Unbalanced/ Dizzy/ Falling over/ Drunk/ belligerent/ Out of it/ Pylon/ Autistic manners

Jane kooch drank to much alcohol and became distabled.

by Stoned_Forces March 30, 2019

Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual

“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”

by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019