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thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!
by brochacho July 6, 2010
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dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.
by aLeXX March 27, 2003
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Denden

The most omnipotent ambiguous force to ever be introduced into the multiverse. Denden takes the form of many sentient and nonsentient beings throughout time and space, including but not secluded to famous rappers, Nobel Prize winning scientists, and glorious Kings of Greece. Denden also takes the form of non-living things such as silicon and all molecules. Denden is all and all that ever will be. He is the sole source of all progress known and to be known. The will that drives all of reality. Humans have constructed an idea of free will over their actions to rationalize themselves as the source of their achievements. However this is merely a coping mechanism and uncontrolled hallucination of the true nature of reality to keep their sanity. Denden is what drives favorable action always.

Some humans come from this world named Denden. This is not a mere coincidence.
Denden.
It is Denden that guides all.
by SmellySandwich August 5, 2019
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what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
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your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died
by jacob byrd January 11, 2008
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I died

What you say at the end of a story when it was either:

1. Very funny, hence you 'died laughing'

2. Very scary, hence you thought you were going to die
1. I saw this shirt the other day and it was orange with a tent and trees and such and it said "camping is in-tents" I died!

2. I was skiing the other day and I went down Cindy's Run. It was soo steep and went completely straight down, I couldn't stop! Omg I died.
by NikkiDewbs February 22, 2011
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Diedre

A dignified woman who is MORE then willing to have safe but illegal fun with people she can trust.
Diedre's friend:"Hey, Diedre want to get drunk?"

Diedre:"FUCK YEAH!"
by hajs5 January 12, 2009
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the year music died

Every year something tragic happens in the world of music, according to the populace.
Examples of what people say or potentially say to be the year music died:

1959-The plane carrying Buddy Holly, Lionel Richie and Big Bopper crashes killing all 3.
1977-Elvis Presley dies
1980-John Lennon is shot and killed.
1990-The end of the 1980s, which is a fondly remembered as a musically sound decade.
1994-Kurt Cobain is found dead, Justin Bieber is born
1995-Eazy E succumbs to AIDS
1996-Tupac Shakur is shot dead.
2000-Big Pun and DJ Screw die, Justin Bieber opens his mouth and starts singing for the first time
2001-Aaliyah's plane crashes
2009-Michael Jackson dies, Justin Bieber starts his career.
by udusers1 July 14, 2011
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