dickspew

a person spewed out by a dick without meaning

Gay Person: im gay
Chad: shut up dickspewed mutt
Jesus: my sons Gay Person and Chad it has come upon me you shall not enter my kingdom for i do not know you

by The Truth Behind Lies March 4, 2026

dickport

A slang word for "vagina." Commonly used in reference to promiscuous women.

Have you seen Jessica at our parties? She's got an amazing dickport.

by Andy.rizzle June 26, 2025

Dickert's Bridge

Dickert's Bridge is a literary theorem that posits if a protagonist steps onto a rickety wooden bridge suspended over a chasm, it will fall. This led to the invention of the term "foreshadowing".

Chekhov was a hack.

Bridges are older than guns.

The first Shrek movie has an excellent example of Dickert's Bridge in action.

by SwagXMcNasty August 14, 2025

Dickert's Bridge

When you carry on with a joke or bit further than anyone else, often to the point of social inpropriety

"Jackson Dickert crossed Dickert's Bridge when he scratched the man's balls."

by Jackson Dickert's victim August 14, 2025

manual dicksterity

1. High proficiency in masturbation.

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.

by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.

I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.

by jammyshallots June 8, 2023

cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.

A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012