Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023

derk

jerk/annoying

Ryan was being such a derk at school.

by kore is cool October 3, 2023

Derk

some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.

look at that guy he looks like a derk.

by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017