Derk

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."

The way he touched me made me think he's a derk

by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022

Derk

A dickhead and jerk combined.

That guy is such a derk.

by AeriesZu August 27, 2025

derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023

Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

by jimNotjames July 20, 2021