by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 12, 2018
by Stone Pony January 03, 2022
One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 30, 2017
by Derk maxer March 01, 2024
a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention
Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...
by mr. jacker January 20, 2019
A name given to someone who:
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009
very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 15, 2023