Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016

Derk

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."

The way he touched me made me think he's a derk

by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022

Derk

A dickhead and jerk combined.

That guy is such a derk.

by AeriesZu August 27, 2025

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023

Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017