Derk

Cross between a jerk and a dick. Can be masculine or feminine

The guys at the local weed store were derks as they didn’t give me the 30% online preorder discount

by Stone Pony January 2, 2022

quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention

Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...

by mr. jacker January 20, 2019

Derk

Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.

Max: i want a good friend
Thomas: you should be friends with Derk!

by Wise person. May 8, 2020

Derk

a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat

person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.

by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Derk

This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."

The way he touched me made me think he's a derk

by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022