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Crush Dementia

The condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.
Boy: You know we could have just used a different IM client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
by PiMPeRJ November 4, 2008
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demongolate

To brink back from idiocy status.
Copyrighted by Berry2K.
LotR_Rohan has to be frequently demongolated if you want him to make sense.
by Berry2K June 20, 2003
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demenishki

An actual dank of Twitch, cursed by L, part-time Clown, make weird noise when explaining situations like BOM BOM, CHING CHING, SQUINK SQUINK...etc, 500% zoom in needed to read her own chat for 99% of the time, the real deme moment maker, teaches 300+ viewers to play PUBG on Youtube.
Not to mention, demenishki, LULW LULW LULW

That's a actual deme moment. OkayChamp
by domonishki July 10, 2020
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Demenstrate

When a woman demonstrates that she is menstral.
Bertha demenstrated to her girl friends that she is having her period.
by Wordan December 25, 2020
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Dementia

A condition where the one affected cannot remember, think, or make decisions properly. This condition is not a disease per se but rather a general term for several diseases and disorders, for example: Alzheimer's. The symptoms often get worse and worse over time until the affected person dies.

Dementia tends to affect older people, with most cases affecting those 65 years and older. However, this is not a normal part of aging. According to the CDC, by 2014 only about 5 million adults over the age of 65 had dementia.

Having dementia is a lot worse than just forgetting your car keys every now and then. It's more like forgetting 90% of your childhood with no hope of bringing it back. It's like getting lost in the place you grew up in and have always been in.

If you're having any questions please refer yourself to a doctor.
Alice: Have you listened to "Everywhere at the End of Time?" It was trippy while it lasted.

Bob: I gave it a listen after my grandmother suffering 6 years of dementia died. I was torn for weeks. And if I wind up with dementia just like her and that experience is the one thing left that remains in my mind after I forget absolutely everything else, I'll be pissed off, if I could even remember what feeling pissed off feels like in the future.

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
by slaptheBASS June 12, 2021
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demencracy

Putting someone with dementia in power, presumably as a way to save democracy from the Crazy Orange Man.
Uncle Joe became POTUS because of demencracy.
by OnlySmiles September 10, 2021
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Dementia

i think i have dementia
by savisthebest June 3, 2022
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