The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.
Man: Wow, this country is shit. It is run by bought, career politicians who are representing large corporations and themselves instead of the people.
Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
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