decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

deborah a.

really nice and REALLY smart, lowkey tall and mesmerizing. also very funny and can match ur vibe well. definitely one of the best people you'll ever meet !

" i always thought i might be bad... "
finish the lyric deborah a. ;)

by stinky toes November 16, 2020

Deborah

A person who eats food (dead animals) off the side of Troy Highway. They have to be paint face (adel).
meaning 2: someone who throws trash out their window on Troy Highway.

" I just Deborahd that Krispy chicken out the window. I hope Deborah comes by and cleans it."

by DaDeborah$ February 14, 2022

tree decoration

Racial slur for a black person

Stupid ass tree decoration.

by dxenrms December 5, 2017

Deborah Haft

n. The best thing to come out of Asheville, N.C. since legalized incest.

"Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"

by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009