decision generator

A coin toss.

I used a decision generator to choose who I was going to booty call this week.

by landrum.jerry June 8, 2010

Bad Decision

A Mixed Drink
-Stadium Cup

Fill the cup half way with ICE

2 shots Cruzin Pinapple Rum
1 shot Canadian Wiskey
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Lime Juice
fill with green Hawaiin Punch

Enjoy... And make some bad decisions!!

My friend drank bad decisons.. hooked up with a whale, and made a bad decision!!

by NaLLa8705 March 27, 2009

decision void

A situation within any relationship where/when a decision is expected or required but it as yet remnains unresolved.

They knew they were going out to eat but they couldn't settle on where to go. Their decision void kept them hungry for another 30 minutes.

Gary and Sharron were a great couple.Their friends knew they would get married some day. But for now the decision void remained between them.

The moment when a politician is asked an unexpected yet defining question that he/she would rather not answer.

The moment before a computer locks up, hangs, or reboots due to a decision void between input (including an electrical glitch) and program data.

by Just an anybody July 7, 2010

Decibelitis

A condition where someone can't or won't control the loudness of his/her voice.

I can hear that dude from five miles away - he has a bad case of decibelitis

by atomsmasher August 27, 2012

the decimation

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'

The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.

by Hello,world! December 10, 2018

good business decision

The term used by management to describe their decision to take away pay, benefits, or a job from an employee.

A decision based entirely on upper management being able to skim a couple more dollars of profit off from the company without a care or concern to employee safety, long term company effect, equipment reliability, or any other thing than pocketing the bossman a couple more dollars.

Manager: Well we have decided that you will no longer be able to take off holidays.
Employee: Why? I enjoy seeing my family. Why can't I have something that the federal government gives everyone else?
Manager: After some research the company has found that taking away your time and happiness is a good business decision.

by Workerbees February 14, 2012

A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015